and lo, jonah said to the ninevites, god is angry with you for your debaucherous weekend. change your evil ways, lest god strike down your city to dust.
so the ninevite king spent a rainy monday morning pondering the fate of his people. realizing the evil done, he repented, wearing discomfiting rags and repeating, “i have been a naughty ninevite” unto the heavens.
and so monday passed, and that evening god rewarded the ninevite king to a fried chicken feast at momofuku. and for delivering the lord’s message, jonah was also thusly rewarded.
so basically my friend steve is taking kathryn and me out to a fried chicken extravaganza tonight. i am psyched!
speaking of fried foods, i’ve just now received a pic from ameet demonstrating the one and true schnitzel that is viennese schnitzel. that is a normal, adult size bracelet there, my friends. chew on that for a while.